OMG, I can't do only 1 quote so have a few (all from the same podfic):
“Well, if I did things the easy way I wouldn't be me.” He raised a hand and beckoned, and a spark shot from his fingers to become a small army of what looked like angry garden gnomes. “You're so cute when you're high maintenance.” “Untrue. I'm a god. I am a being of unearthly perfection and devastating sex appeal. Not cute.” “You're also cute.” “You must have made a good impression on him. My brother's students are even rarer than his lovers.” “He said I was a hazard to everyone around me and threatened to turn me into a frog.” “That means he is fond of you.” “Really? Mostly he seemed annoyed.”
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Date: 2015-04-01 12:11 am (UTC)“Well, if I did things the easy way I wouldn't be me.” He raised a hand and beckoned, and a spark shot from his fingers to become a small army of what looked like angry garden gnomes.
“You're so cute when you're high maintenance.”
“Untrue. I'm a god. I am a being of unearthly perfection and devastating sex appeal. Not cute.”
“You're also cute.”
“You must have made a good impression on him. My brother's students are even rarer than his lovers.”
“He said I was a hazard to everyone around me and threatened to turn me into a frog.”
“That means he is fond of you.”
“Really? Mostly he seemed annoyed.”