"Whatever," Brendon said, exasperated. "C’mere, Pete."

"Can't," Pete retorted. "I am a fine upstanding married man, with all sorts of vows and shit. You can kiss Patrick."

"The hell he can," Patrick returned placidly, and oh my god, this was seriously the stupidest fight in the history of ever, and Spencer could not believe they were actually keeping him awake for this.